Female tennis players must wear skirts at Wimbledon so that sad old wankers can perv at their knickers and think about that poster where the woman's scratching her arse. It's the Law.

Sorry to hear about your Nan. Not wicked of you at all. I think you tend to get to a point with these things where you accept that the end is nigh with somebody and just want it to be over rather than drag out their suffering and yours.