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[SPN/Leverage] A Dead Body, A Lot of Cash, and a Whole Heap of Crazy :: PG :: Gen :: 1/1
Title: A Dead Body, A Lot of Cash, and a Whole Heap of Crazy
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chaletian
Fandom: SPN/Leverage
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Summary: A small town is visited by more FBI agents than is truly feasible.
There’s a mutilated dead body, a lot of cash and a whole heap of crazy. Also, unexpectedly, two sets of FBI agents.
Which is two sets more than usual in Louisville, West Virginia.
oOo
“We’re, uh, out of the Richmond office,” says one of the agents, about eight feet tall with wild dark hair looking like it was only temporarily restrained by a dousing of water.
“Heard you had some kind of strange big foot sightings,” says the partner, shorter, stockier, a little bowier in the leg department. “Maybe attacked that guy who…”
“Big Foot!” says the woman on the other team. She’s young, blonde and pretty, attributes of which the bow-legged one seems quite appreciative. “That’s just a story.” She laughs. Then she stops, turns to her partner, her face a picture of horror. “It is just a story, right?”
This one has longer hair. He looks at her like she’s deranged. “Of course it’s a story. Look, we’re from the DC office. Had a call about a pile of cash that was found at the bottom of a well.”
Neither pair is looking overly enchanted with the other (except for the bow-legged agent over the blonde). Some might even go so far as to they are suspicious. But the sheriff is laughing his head off. “Guess the Eff Bee Eye don’t have a clue what’s its ass and what’s its elbow!” He laughs again. Uproariously. None of the four look impressed.
oOo
Neither does the sheriff an hour later when the real FBI turn up, and the extraneous FBI, the body and the cash have all disappeared.
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chaletianFandom: SPN/Leverage
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Summary: A small town is visited by more FBI agents than is truly feasible.
There’s a mutilated dead body, a lot of cash and a whole heap of crazy. Also, unexpectedly, two sets of FBI agents.
Which is two sets more than usual in Louisville, West Virginia.
“We’re, uh, out of the Richmond office,” says one of the agents, about eight feet tall with wild dark hair looking like it was only temporarily restrained by a dousing of water.
“Heard you had some kind of strange big foot sightings,” says the partner, shorter, stockier, a little bowier in the leg department. “Maybe attacked that guy who…”
“Big Foot!” says the woman on the other team. She’s young, blonde and pretty, attributes of which the bow-legged one seems quite appreciative. “That’s just a story.” She laughs. Then she stops, turns to her partner, her face a picture of horror. “It is just a story, right?”
This one has longer hair. He looks at her like she’s deranged. “Of course it’s a story. Look, we’re from the DC office. Had a call about a pile of cash that was found at the bottom of a well.”
Neither pair is looking overly enchanted with the other (except for the bow-legged agent over the blonde). Some might even go so far as to they are suspicious. But the sheriff is laughing his head off. “Guess the Eff Bee Eye don’t have a clue what’s its ass and what’s its elbow!” He laughs again. Uproariously. None of the four look impressed.
Neither does the sheriff an hour later when the real FBI turn up, and the extraneous FBI, the body and the cash have all disappeared.
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I have an Angel/Leverage fic idea in my head, but I already have a WIP. (Lindsey gets sent to an alternate universe following Not Fade Away.)
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fantastic stuff!
(also, I think possibly there needs to be more Dean/Parker in the world. Or, y'know... any Dean/Parker...)
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*hugs you*
I *adore* Parker's question about bigfoot, and I'm guessing the other agent is Eliot? With his "WTF?" expression?
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Wohooo! First SPN/Leverage crossover I read - perfect! Those two universes just had to meet...
Lover Parker's "bigfoot" commentary and of course Dean would eye her up... *g*
Plan on writing more of those? *hopeful look*
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I was wondering how long it'd take before somebody crossed Leverage with SPN. Sooner rather than later, I see, and I'm so giddy happy. This is cute and LOL, and I LOVED the opening. I love the descriptions, especially of Sam. Haha, eight feet tall.
Great stuff!
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I loved it :D
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(and also? it's a crossover that could totally make sense without any hand-waving.)
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Ohhhhh... this? *is hysterical*
The idea of Dean finding out how crazy Parker is.... *holds sides laughing*
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So darn cute. Don't know Leverage, but hopes to catch it when it makes its way to my shores.
As always, your view of the boys are just adorable.
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Love your style...I admit I'm jealous 'cause it would have taken me twenty pages of subtext to tell the same story...*g*
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Cat
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"a little bowier in the leg department"
Now, where's the rest? there has to be more!