Okay, I've been going through your LJ and reading all your Star Trek fic (which is fantastic, by the way, but I haven't commented yet because I'm a bad fangirl), but now I've read this and I *have* to tell you that you made me laugh so hard that had I been eating or drinking anything at the time I would now be in the hospital.

Brava! And thank you!

:-D
-Pansy Chubb (aka LilRicki)