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chaletian ([personal profile] chaletian) wrote2008-01-06 10:56 pm
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NEARLY ASSASSINATED BY CHRISTMAS CARDS! ASSASSINATED BY CHRISTMAS CARDS IN MY OWN HOME!!!










AND THEN MOCKED.








MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS TRAGEDY OF INCOMPETENCE AND FEAR.








ALSO, APPARENTLY, THE ELECTRICAL FITTING FOR THE HAND BLENDER DETACHES. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS VERY WISE TO PUT IT IN THE WASHING UP BOWL. BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.
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[identity profile] weird-bird.livejournal.com 2008-01-06 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I phoned are you ignoring me? Or have you electricuted yourself? Or did the Christmas Cards launch another assisination?

[identity profile] mrs-redboots.livejournal.com 2008-01-07 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, poor Squeen! *Hugs* and refrains, with extreme effort, from giggling.

(Anonymous) 2008-01-07 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I apologise for sending you a Christmas card. I did not intend to place your life in danger. How did you do it?

[identity profile] mat8kat.livejournal.com 2008-01-07 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I apologise for sending you a Christmas card. I did not intend to place your life in danger. How did you do it?
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