chaletian: (dls innocent)
chaletian ([personal profile] chaletian) wrote2009-08-03 10:16 pm

A Pome for Helen in her Time of (Possible) Swine Flu

Oh no! Whatever can we do?
I hear that Helen's got the flu!
Don't panic, darling, it's quite fine
No, wait - did you just say it's swine?
The outlook's grim, I cannot lie
Although I really doubt you'll die
But cheer up, sweetie, don't be glum
I'll be your medication chum
I'll brave the germs, I'll risk it all
Unless you've someone else to call?
You know I jest, I'm there with bells on
I'll be your William Mompesson
Thus greater love I could not show
Chin up and give your nose a blow

[identity profile] katherinea.livejournal.com 2009-08-03 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, you must your red nose blow
Please lob the tissues bin-wards though
I won't be made to pig-land go

[identity profile] balooky.livejournal.com 2009-08-04 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you my darling, this is very kind
If it was the swine flu I'd be out of my mind
With the sheer effluence of the NHS polemic
But as I just have a cold it's just all academic

xx