-We're eliminating genocide. What are you doing? -Eliminating the penny.

♥ Let the record state that I am possibly one of the single most stupid people alive. I shall not go into it further. You alone shall stand witness to my shame, Englebert.

♥ Weep with me, friends, for there will be no viewing of Supernatural until Monday. Ours is a heavy burden to bear, but we struggle onwards, and in our struggle, hope for redemption. Or something. I feel I should point out that I will be talking utter crap today. Also struggling not to spell point as piont.

♥ Still loving The West Wing. CJ is so brilliant. My crush on Josh continues apace.

♥ I haven’t much else to say. Am having some small difficulties in constructing coherent sentences. Couldn’t put my jumper on properly this morning – vee sad. Katie had to sort out arms. Tragic commentary on my life etc. Am 27. Supposed to be better at it now.

♥ This morning I was very dead, had a very heavy bag, and left slightly earlier than usual. Due to first two factors, decided to get bus to station as one was coming past as I was near the bus stop. Bastard bus took TWICE as long as it would take me to walk (me, people, *me*) and I missed my train, which I wouldn’t have missed had I walked. I hate the bus. I hate the world. Going up to Sheffield this evening. Not looking forward to the journey. Woe.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

I fear I must reprimand the Guardian in its coverage of the new Star Trek film, as it refers to Kirk as "a Captain straight out of Starfleet Academy". Shame on you, Guardian. Were Kirk straight out of Starfleet Academy, he would not be a captain, as any fule kno. Ensigns before captains, Guardian (and indeed lieutenants and commanders). Please do better next time!



Yes. OK. It's possibly at this stage I should be declared an official member of this country's secret society of MENTALISTS. (Mayhap I should change my user info to reflect this: "I'm mad, me!")