"Not Flash, but Gordon. Not Merciless, but Menzies."

Ooh, did everyone see the Sun’s headline this morning? Now, prepare yourselves. I’m sure you’re all familiar with that newspaper’s daring political stance and controversial reportage, and they’ve really landed a scoop this time. It’s a bit shocking, I warn you. Those of a nervous disposition should sit down. Maybe get a cup of tea ready first.

Are you sure you’re ready for this?

At the Labour Party Conference, Gordon Brown’s wife KISSED HIM.

I KNOW!!! What was that about? Freakish, I call it. What sort of behaviour is that for a married couple?

0.o

Yes. That was the headline of a (sadly) major UK paper. I honestly despair for, like, people. Also, I have obviously fundamentally misunderstood the institution of marriage.

TRUFAX

Katie and I were on the bus on the way home from seeing Tropic Thunder (vee amusing). Katie took out her book to read. I glanced over. Then I had this thought. For real.

Hmm, I read vol 1 of Walking Dead, and quite enjoyed it, but frankly it just doesn't match up to watching my hair in the bus window.

I fear all hope for me may have passed.

Let us sit upon the floor and tell sad stories.