RAWR^10

I am tired.

I am stressed.

I am fed up of answering the phone to fucktards who cannot read or write or speak or understand spoken English.

A Poetic SDC

So, for my next trick... *coughs* Um, yes. I thought I'd give myself a prolonged SDC over my "staycation" (that word has not yet ceased to be hilarious), and thus suggest the following challenge:

Post a fandom and a pome (helpful if you could post the body of the pome, rather than just the title), and I will write a story on that theme. Woo.

Also: I totally need an SDC icon.