Pah. Screw Weber and his Protestant work ethic theories...

Because I know how much you all love hearing about my office hijinks, today Bob has been channelling the voice of Big Brother, and I thought I would share a brief period following our lunch break. Please have in mind the correct accent, please, otherwise this exercise is futile. (Non-UK readers, walk on by, my darlings, unless you are familiar with the dulcet Northern tones of the British Big Brother bod. *g*)

1.14 pm Emma has gone for a drink.
1.15 pm Emma is still getting a drink.
1.16 pm Emma has been eaten by the drinks machine.
1.17 pm Big Brother sends out a search party.
1.18 pm Emma is in the toilet.
1.19 pm Emma has come back from the toilet.
1.20 pm Bob has gone to get the post.
1.22 pm Bob has returned from the post room.

Don't we just have the Most Fun Ever? Let's have a poll...

[Poll #1417572]

3.27 pm - Emma is stealing crisps from the Fellows...

OMG THE OFFICE IS GOING INTO MELTDOWN!

EMMA WENT RED AND SHOUTED AT THE RECEPTIONIST!

A RANDOM NURSE WAS SPECTACULARLY STUPID ON THE PHONE!

BOB GAVE ME A SNICKERS!

WE ARE ALL SLIGHTLY HYSTERICAL!

[ST] Till You See It On The Silver Screen (In Stellar Cartography) :: PG-13 :: Gen :: 1/1

Title: Till You See It On The Silver Screen (In Stellar Cartography)
Author: chaletian
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Not really
Summary: Woo! Village!verse. It’s movie night on Enterprise.
A/N: Tchah, I was almost afraid I’d dried up on these, but apparently not!



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