"When I heard Sandy wrote himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused then furious."

How do, chaps. Not much to report from the front. Katie and I went to Clapham this morning, then segued onto Putney. She bought a dress and a vampire cape. I bought a book (we hit an awful lot of charity shops). Well, I say I bought I book. I made Katie lend me the money to buy a book. We had lunch at Greggs. Good times. Came home. I had a snooze. Katie made dinner (sausage and mash - yum). We watched NCIS, Dollhouse (wow, that show's getting good), and NCIS LA from a couple of weeks ago. Then I watched Merlin which, tragically, was a bit meh, though Sarah Parish is always awesome. And that has been my Saturday. I know. All the cool kids want my life.