"There's a SHARK in my BEDROOM?!"

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you all had a smashing time. I did, it was super. Nice presents and nice food and lots of hugs with Grandma. Also, the following anecdote:

"Ooh, I was going out with Betty Plumtree, and I said, Betty, I've got one leg longer than the other. And she said, Stella, I've got one arm longer than the other! We're a right pair! And we couldn't stop laughing!" Good times.

ION, I got a beautiful Psmith story on Yuletide, and my recipient liked hers so yay!

I hope everyone has a nice time for the rest of the Christmas period, and thank you to everyone wot bought me presents!

xoxo