It's like I'm in a meme spiral of doooooom...

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1. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans, and with the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now when it's worked so well? Sir Humphrey in Yes Minister, athersgeo

2. Intercepted communications between Doctor Chaotica and Arachnia. Stop. Chaotica at war with aliens from fifth dimension. Stop. Must strike now to disable death ray. Paris in Star Trek: Voyager, athersgeo and cyberpurple (more or less!)

3. Well, could you punch me in the face or something, 'cause to a casual observer this appears a little homoerotic for my comfort. Matt in Studio 60, nikkibeth76 and katie__pillar

4. It's all DNA these days. Like that CSI bollocks. CSI Cardiff, I'd like to see that. They'd be measuring the velocity of a kebab! Andy in Torchwood, cyberpurple and katie__pillar

5. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two decoupage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house that was one embarrassing garage sale. Martin Crane in Frasier, bookwormsarah

6. From the diary, quote, "I killed her. She's been killed. I'm a killer, an ace killer." That particular entry is not awash with ambiguity. Sam Tyler in Life on Mars, ladyguinevere83

7. Remember to cancel my aromatherapy, my psychotherapy, my reflexology, my osteopath, my homoeopath, my naturopath, my crystal reading, my shiatsu, my organic hairdresser, and see if I can be re-birthed next Thursday afternoon. Eddie in Absolutely Fabulous, davidbrider and r_scribbles

8. Yeah, MySpace. What the hell is that? Seriously, is that, like, some sort of porn site? Dean in Supernatural, katie__pillar

9. What, picking flowers? That's no job for a trained killer.

10. Oh, well, right now I'm imagining you in jail. You're wearing a big orange suit, and, oh look, the guards are beating you up. Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, morganmuffle