Okay, so maybe another one...

[chaletian]

1. Anger ruins joy. Steals the goodness of my mind. Forces my mouth to say terrible things. Overcoming anger brings peace of mind. Leads to a mind without regrets. If I overcome anger, I will be delightful and loved by everyone.

2. I’ve been home, showered, done my Chi, had a wank, subtly undermined my dad, put new clothes on and here I am, with my English coursework. Tony in Skins, katie__pillar and morganmuffle

3. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. Ross in Friends, morganmuffle

4. Do you know what liver and onions go for on Reticula? Mulder in The X-Files, kathrynw

5. Yes, some sort of clever hat camouflage might be in order. George in Blackadder Goes Forth, r_scribbles

6. How many people can you think of named Gordon?

7. Bip bip bip!

8. This is just perfect. I try to mold us into a family that will blend in, and what do I get? A surly teenager, a sister obsessed with a man, and a brother who drinks too much. Is there another family in the whole world like this? I don't think so! Dick in Third Rock from the Sun, katie__pillar

9. I know that to some of you nurks in here, it's an alien pastime, but those of us endowed with a bit of grey matter where it matters, namely up here, preserve our identity and our sanity in this nick by thinking! Fletch in Porridge, morganmuffle

10. I died here in 1923. I'd like to say my husband caught me with the scullery maid, but actually it was the flu. How about you? Peggy in Hex, katie__pillar