Diary of a Suburban Squeen

Maybe women are angry because the Daily Mail is always telling them that they're either fat cows or anorexic bitches, that if they don't have children they're deficient, that if they do have children and stay off work to care for them they're lazy and if they have kids and go to work they're bad parents AND bad employees... that they're automatically shitter at everything than men, that their bodies are not their own yet it's their responsibilities to keep said bodies up to the same standard as airbrushed, nipped and tucked millionaires, that if their husband/partner cheats on them it is automatically their own fault and that they are generally the scum of the earth for having the temerity to have been born without a dingaling.

Or maybe we're all on the blob.