In a bizarre twist of fate the landlord was arrested this afternoon on suspicion of Cattle Rustling.

I am just losing all will to post. C'est tragique. And I had a fascinating food story, and several work stories, and a London Transport story. :(

Boo

To round of my meme extravaganza from yesterday, I forthwith present you with further quotes for the ones you didn't get:


1. Oh, Marina... Howard in Last of the Summer Wine, keladeekadys

2. You're really sweet. And you still owe the IRS $180,000.

3. Maybe you were innocent. Maybe not. It don't make no difference to us, because we know what you did to that correction officer in Pelican Bay. That makes you a con. Don't it?

4. I had this dream about you the other night. You were this Roman gladiator and you slew barbarians and Medusa-like women and I was your tiny little valet. I wiped your sword clean after every sweet victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful golden muscles--

5. A: How can I be cool again? I'm a newly divorced man, I'm young, I used to be cool, I need to be cool again. Help me be cool again.
B: Well, first I would have to disabuse you of the notion that you were ever cool before. Casey and Dan in Sports Night, bookwormsarah

6. Hey, Upper East Siders! It's that time of year, again. When the mere act of descending a staircase means you're a woman. That's right; Debutante Season. And from what we hear, there's been some changes to the line-up. Narrator in Gossip Girl, katie__pillar

7. You and me, one on one. You can name the time and place. If you win, I'll quit the team. If I win, you crawl back in your little hole and you remember your place in all this.

8. I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this. Vir in Babylon 5, keladeekadys

And just to make it up to an even ten, two new ones:

9. I've got Moses and Jesus on my side, man. Seth Cohen in The OC, katie__pillar

10. I can see it's two dustbins on a trolley and when I asked you the question it was a rhetorical one which does not need a direct answer as you knew very well in the first place.