What the Queen wouldn't say: "I'm now so old my pussy is haunted."

So, now an old episode of Mock the Week is beyond the comedic pale. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?

I have emailed the BBC to complain about their reaction to the fevered complaints of narrow-minded, Littlejohn-reading fuckwits. I didn't use the word fuckwits. Didn't want to offend them...