You're never alone with a Wispa...

1. I had but the one telephone call from the mater informing me that the clocks changed this weekend, and to be honest I fear she was only humouring me after the horror that was last autumn.

2. We watched two eps of SPN last night (not the most recent one, but the two before that), and it wasn't actually too bad. Not great, but not too bad. Dean was looking particularly pretty in one of them. Oh Dean.

3. I have now watched all of The Mentalist so far, which is highly entertaining. Cho! Cho, with your deadpan ways, how I love you! Also Robin Tunney, who rocks. Sadly it's incredibly predictable, but never mind. It's not like we watch these shows for plot or anything.

4. I did fuck all this weekend. It were ace.

5. I have a meeting this afternoon with the rep for a software thing. Could be fun. Malheureusement I am wearing a long-sleeved uniform shirt, and it's like wearing CLOTHING MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD. Boo.

6. OTH. Oh, OTH, you're too good to us. ( Read more... )

7. Did anyone else know Pizza Express's newfound Orange Wednesday deal came with free dough balls? And if so, WHY DIDN'T YOU SHARE?!! I am very excited about this, not least because we're going on Wednesday as it's Nadine's last day. (sadfaces)

TV-licious

Time to guess the show... *g*

1. It was more than just a comet because of what it brought to his life: direction, beauty, meaning.

2. Oh, my guess is, he’ll take the Trans-Canada Highway to New Brunswick, then maybe catch the 1 and take the scenic route along the coast of Maine. 95 through New Hampshire to the Mass Pike, and then cut over to the Merritt Parkway round Milford.

3. I need to know my partner is a cop and not a con. Anything else you carrying from the old days? Sharpened toothbrush, lightbulb full of bleach?

4. Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.

5. I can't believe you actually thought that text was from me. It lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons.

6. Let's roll that back please...I believe I spotted a tumescence at 3:21:04. Tell me what you think.

7. I'm putting myself in the mind of an obsessive-compulsive in order to figure out where I might conceal a memory-enhancing, psychosexual proxy.

8. You’ve reached the future leader of mankind, may take me a little while to get back to you, but leave a message anyway.

9. Me, I'm unreliable. I've got these evil hand issues.

10. Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We're evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go.