My Mother

I'm sure you will all be fascinated to learn that the mater is the senior manager on-call for Rotherham Hospital over the Easter weekend. We were chatting about this in the car on the way back from Chesterfield (hideous, hideous journey up from London), when she told me that she wasn't worried, because she had good people on the ground.

Oh yes.

You heard aright.

My mother has "people on the ground".

That's so ludicrously hilarious I hardly have words. She looked quite proud about it. ♥