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chaletianOK, this is clearly all Helen’s fault, as it is for her benefit that I have done this all afternoon*, and not my actual work.
The People of NCIS
Gibbs
Gibbs is in charge. He is the boss. That’s why everyone calls him ‘boss’. He has had three ex-wives, but also without telling anyone had a first wife and daughter who were murdered (woe). He was a Marine sniper (thus combining nicely John Winchester and Seeley Booth). He is omniscient. He wears bad clothes and has a bad haircut. He briefly had an even worse moustache, but that did not last long (thankfully). He builds boats in his basement as a way of relaxing. He loves Abby (in a paternal way), and is probably quite fond of the rest of his team. At the end of season 3 he got blown up and lost his memory, and then quit NCIS and went to Mexico to built hot tubs and lie around with a former colleague. He came back. He has a habit of slapping team members on the back of the head.
Tony DiNozzo
To quote Giles, he has “all the maturity of a blueberry muffin”. He is the senior agent in the team. When Gibbs quits, he takes over as the leader, but has to give it up when Gibbs comes back. He wears expensive clothes and likes women. Tony is ace. He takes the piss endlessly out of McGee, and has much man-love for Gibbs. Ziva rated his arse as 2/5 IIRC (he lost points for hairiness). He has made several oblique comments about a rather unfortunate childhood (his mother seemed quite keen on the occasional drink; his father was into civil war enactments – Tony was better known in his youth as ‘poo boy’ at these events; he was dressed in a sailor suit until the age of 10). As Katie and I well know, he was a homicide detective in Baltimore before joining NCIS. He went to Ohio State University. During season 4 he was unexpectedly monogamous with a young doctor called Jeanne Benoit, only it transpired that she was the daughter of an international arms dealer, and the director of NCIS had sent him undercover. At the beginning of season 5, Jeanne finds out the truth, and leaves. Tony has woe, because he loved her. We, however, do not care, because Tony/Ziva ftw.
Tim McGee
Aw, Tim. Or ‘Elf Lord’ as he is sometimes known. Or simply ‘Probie’. Computer whizz who went to MIT, he is the resident brainbox and a junior field agent. Is mocked constantly by Tony (and the others, on occasion). Has a sister, Sarah, who occasionally appears. Had a thing with Abby when he first joined NCIS. He is a geek. An unremitting, unapologetic geek. Also wrote a best-selling thriller based on his colleagues (Agents Tommy and Lisa were not impressed; still, they were better off than ‘Pimmy Jalmer’, who dreamed of having sex with dead bodies). He is very sweet. He looks best with a medium amount of hair. Ziva rated his arse as 4/5.
Ziva David
Liaison officer with Mossad. First appeared to track down Ari after he shot Kate – she claimed to be his handler for Mossad. Turned out Ari was a bit mental, and Ziva had to shoot him. Unfortunately, he was also her half-brother. No-one knows she shot him – everyone thinks it was Gibbs. Ziva is a trained assassin-ninja type, whose constant struggle in life is resisting the urge to unleash untold violence on the world. She taunts Tony pretty much non-stop, though clearly fancies him like ker-razy. She trusts Gibbs completely. Ziva rules.
Abby Sciuto
Abby is the forensics expert. She does everything by herself in the lab, chiefly due no doubt to her habit of mainlining caffeine in the form of Caf-Pows (a giant caffeinated drink which Gibbs (and occasionally the others) offer as a reward for good work). She is a Goth. She is very sweet, and very affectionate towards the rest of the team. She goes bowling with nuns. When Gibbs quits briefly, she has pictures of him up on her computer screens so she can still talk to him.
Ducky
Ducky is the medical examiner. He looked a lot like Illya Kuryakin in his youth, according to Gibbs (hee). He and Gibbs have been friends for many, many years. He lives with his 90-odd year old mother, who suffers from dementia (she thought Tony was an Italian gigolo when he came to protect her once). He talks to his dead bodies whilst he works on them. He tells endless stories of his youth.
Jimmy Palmer
Jimmy is the autopsy gremlin (or Ducky’s assistant). He is rather hapless, and is frequently mocked but hey, he’s shagged Agent Michelle Lee on pretty much every flat surface in the NCIS building and beyond, so he’s pretty much on a winner.
Michelle Lee
She temporarily took over McGee’s role as probie during Gibbs’ absence, but leaves the team when he returns and order is restored, and now works in the legal department. She and Jimmy have a thing. She’s very by-the-book and eats very healthily (seen as a sign of extreme weirdness by the others).
Jenny Shepard
Director of NCIS (as of season 3). FUCK ANNOYING. Had a thing with Gibbs in Paris back when they were both in the field. Also knew Ziva in Europe. Did I mention how annoying she is? Obsessed with the arms dealer "La Grenouille". Obsessed like a crazy woman.
Kate Todd
Kate was the original team member, until she got shot by Ari at the end of season 2. I haven’t really seen many eps with her in. She and Tony used to bicker quite a lot. She used to be in the Secret Service. She was Catholic. There was much woe when she died.
*Or, OK, for about an hour. Whatev.
The People of NCIS
Gibbs
Gibbs is in charge. He is the boss. That’s why everyone calls him ‘boss’. He has had three ex-wives, but also without telling anyone had a first wife and daughter who were murdered (woe). He was a Marine sniper (thus combining nicely John Winchester and Seeley Booth). He is omniscient. He wears bad clothes and has a bad haircut. He briefly had an even worse moustache, but that did not last long (thankfully). He builds boats in his basement as a way of relaxing. He loves Abby (in a paternal way), and is probably quite fond of the rest of his team. At the end of season 3 he got blown up and lost his memory, and then quit NCIS and went to Mexico to built hot tubs and lie around with a former colleague. He came back. He has a habit of slapping team members on the back of the head.
Tony DiNozzo
To quote Giles, he has “all the maturity of a blueberry muffin”. He is the senior agent in the team. When Gibbs quits, he takes over as the leader, but has to give it up when Gibbs comes back. He wears expensive clothes and likes women. Tony is ace. He takes the piss endlessly out of McGee, and has much man-love for Gibbs. Ziva rated his arse as 2/5 IIRC (he lost points for hairiness). He has made several oblique comments about a rather unfortunate childhood (his mother seemed quite keen on the occasional drink; his father was into civil war enactments – Tony was better known in his youth as ‘poo boy’ at these events; he was dressed in a sailor suit until the age of 10). As Katie and I well know, he was a homicide detective in Baltimore before joining NCIS. He went to Ohio State University. During season 4 he was unexpectedly monogamous with a young doctor called Jeanne Benoit, only it transpired that she was the daughter of an international arms dealer, and the director of NCIS had sent him undercover. At the beginning of season 5, Jeanne finds out the truth, and leaves. Tony has woe, because he loved her. We, however, do not care, because Tony/Ziva ftw.
Tim McGee
Aw, Tim. Or ‘Elf Lord’ as he is sometimes known. Or simply ‘Probie’. Computer whizz who went to MIT, he is the resident brainbox and a junior field agent. Is mocked constantly by Tony (and the others, on occasion). Has a sister, Sarah, who occasionally appears. Had a thing with Abby when he first joined NCIS. He is a geek. An unremitting, unapologetic geek. Also wrote a best-selling thriller based on his colleagues (Agents Tommy and Lisa were not impressed; still, they were better off than ‘Pimmy Jalmer’, who dreamed of having sex with dead bodies). He is very sweet. He looks best with a medium amount of hair. Ziva rated his arse as 4/5.
Ziva David
Liaison officer with Mossad. First appeared to track down Ari after he shot Kate – she claimed to be his handler for Mossad. Turned out Ari was a bit mental, and Ziva had to shoot him. Unfortunately, he was also her half-brother. No-one knows she shot him – everyone thinks it was Gibbs. Ziva is a trained assassin-ninja type, whose constant struggle in life is resisting the urge to unleash untold violence on the world. She taunts Tony pretty much non-stop, though clearly fancies him like ker-razy. She trusts Gibbs completely. Ziva rules.
Abby Sciuto
Abby is the forensics expert. She does everything by herself in the lab, chiefly due no doubt to her habit of mainlining caffeine in the form of Caf-Pows (a giant caffeinated drink which Gibbs (and occasionally the others) offer as a reward for good work). She is a Goth. She is very sweet, and very affectionate towards the rest of the team. She goes bowling with nuns. When Gibbs quits briefly, she has pictures of him up on her computer screens so she can still talk to him.
Ducky
Ducky is the medical examiner. He looked a lot like Illya Kuryakin in his youth, according to Gibbs (hee). He and Gibbs have been friends for many, many years. He lives with his 90-odd year old mother, who suffers from dementia (she thought Tony was an Italian gigolo when he came to protect her once). He talks to his dead bodies whilst he works on them. He tells endless stories of his youth.
Jimmy Palmer
Jimmy is the autopsy gremlin (or Ducky’s assistant). He is rather hapless, and is frequently mocked but hey, he’s shagged Agent Michelle Lee on pretty much every flat surface in the NCIS building and beyond, so he’s pretty much on a winner.
Michelle Lee
She temporarily took over McGee’s role as probie during Gibbs’ absence, but leaves the team when he returns and order is restored, and now works in the legal department. She and Jimmy have a thing. She’s very by-the-book and eats very healthily (seen as a sign of extreme weirdness by the others).
Jenny Shepard
Director of NCIS (as of season 3). FUCK ANNOYING. Had a thing with Gibbs in Paris back when they were both in the field. Also knew Ziva in Europe. Did I mention how annoying she is? Obsessed with the arms dealer "La Grenouille". Obsessed like a crazy woman.
Kate Todd
Kate was the original team member, until she got shot by Ari at the end of season 2. I haven’t really seen many eps with her in. She and Tony used to bicker quite a lot. She used to be in the Secret Service. She was Catholic. There was much woe when she died.
*Or, OK, for about an hour. Whatev.
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Date: 2007-10-02 03:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-02 03:49 pm (UTC)Todd often questions authority, including her immediate boss, Gibbs. She is often referred to as "Kate" or "Caitlin." She bonded extremely well with forensics specialist Abby Sciuto, as they are the only two women on the regular team . Todd usually serves as a crime scene photographer, and is also called upon to use her criminal profiler skills during interviews and interrogations.
Caitlin had a love/hate relationship with teammate Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo. She and Gibbs were also shown subtly flirting on a few occasions, though in one early episode Gibbs makes it a point to stress to Caitlin that relationships between NCIS agents never work out (a probable reference to Gibbs' own relationship with Jenny Shepard which was confirmed in the third season). Mid-way through season 2, Todd and DiNozzo's bickering got to be so bad that they sought counseling from team coroner Dr. Ducky Mallard.
She is a talented sketch artist; an early episode showed she had drawn accurate caricatures of the team: showing Tony lusting after a pretty girl and Abby as a bat. She apparently drew one of Gibbs as well, but managed to change the subject before it was revealed since she had also sketched an accurate likeness of a suspect. In the last episode of the second season, Twilight, McGee saw her as she was drawing Tony, and even if she said it wasn't him at all, it was very obvious that it was actually DiNozzo. In season three when Ziva David joins the team full-time and moves into Kate's cubicle, she presents to Gibbs Kate's sketch pad which is shown to include a sketch of Gibbs.
She is an accurate marksman, dedicated agent, and tries to see the best in people. Like others under Gibbs' command, she does not hesitate to use deadly force when necessary, but during a second season episode, she becomes grief-stricken when she finds herself being used for the purposes of "suicide by cop" by an otherwise innocent individual.
Todd may or may not have a tattoo on her lower body, possibly as part of a bonding exercise with Abby; its existence was suggested during playful banter with Tony and while Tony believed it to be first of a butterfly, then of a rose, Gibbs indicated that it wasn't. Todd, by this point, however, was denying that she ever had a tattoo, but she does reveal later that she has one. Her tattoo is in fact a bow, on her right buttcheek. (see above).
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Date: 2007-10-02 05:30 pm (UTC)And yes, yes I am made of win.
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Date: 2007-10-02 06:05 pm (UTC)Yes you are ♥ Chad thinks so too.