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[chaletian]

I have just realised there is a giant plastic hip teetering on my top shelf. I wonder how long that's been there?

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[katie__pillar.livejournal.com]

Is it the same hip that was stopping you getting to your desk a few weeks ago, or a new hip that has simply shuffled in to take over your office?

[pim2005.livejournal.com]

Maybe they are like the rhinoceroses in Rhinocéros & Liss will have to turn into a giant plastic hip to survive...

[chaletian.livejournal.com]

I do hope not. I do not believe I would fare well as a giant plastic hip. 'Twould not be my milieu.

[bookwormsarah.livejournal.com]

I pulled a tarp from the top of some shelves and ended up catching a head, and in the last place I worked I came into work one morning to find a hand in my desk drawer. This was a slightly nicer surprise than the scalpal, with which I had attempted to amputate my finger two days into my employment...

I should probably point out that the head and hand were both from models and had been used in museum displays. Which makes a less interesting, but ultimately less terrifying story.

[chaletian.livejournal.com]

Well, I was *assuming* that was the case, with the slightly creepy possibility looming over the anecdote that they were in fact real... *g*

[bookwormsarah.livejournal.com]

"Sarah, the mild mannered Assistant Curator, was arrested today after a string of body parts were found" Actually it feels wrong to even joke about that when they've found that body in Kent and think there are possibly more...