Shitty Shit McShit. With knobs on.

[chaletian]

Am having day of unspeakable woe, crapness and shiteness. Everything that could possibly go wrong has done, and there's just overflowing crapness and nothing working and everything a big pile of poo, and not even blue poo but bollocksy crappy poo-coloured poo.

[Debbie has, however, informed me that eating lots of beetroot will turn my wee purple. This may be a lie. I'm not sure I can put myself out like that again. The emotional frenzy that I suffered on not having blue poo was a dreadful experience, and a repeat with non-appearing purple wee would be unsupportable.]

Anyway. Shit. Shit at work. Shit at home (not proper domestic me-and-Katie-shouting-and-divorcing-and-cutting-up-each-other's-clothes shit, just grocery shit). Shit everywhere.

And I'm about to overdose on maltesers. The outlook is not good.

Comments

[katie__pillar.livejournal.com]

Poo (and wee) news from useless_facts: http://community.livejournal.com/useless_facts/1683113.html

I still feel abit sick. Feel sorry for meeeeeeeee. I had half a sandwich for lunch and am veeeery slowly making my way through a can of cocal cola. (I eschewed the drinks machine in faour of the shop. I thought it was best.)

[chaletian.livejournal.com]

Alas, my darling. Go forth and scream of your pain in the traditional manner. If it will make you feel better, we can trash your American floating walnut shelf.

I feel you made a wise decision in re drinks machine. Your sagacity is unmatched...

[katie__pillar.livejournal.com]

But I do not wish to trash my floating walnut shelf - it is pretty and also useful.

[mchobson.livejournal.com]

Maltesers make any day better.

[megaleena.livejournal.com]

It will, in my experience, make it pink and not purple.