A Tiny Opera on Pigmentation

[chaletian]

~allegro~

Victory! It has come at last!
Victory! Didn't think this day would pass!
Victory! I am all a-quiver!
Victory! My spine, it sure does shiver!

~cantabile~

Blue poo has come to me
Blue poo, my own
Blue poo has set me free
So, thanks, Xantheeeee!

~crescendo~

My mind is now content!
And rests with ease!
Blue poo has found its home!
Thanks to Hershey's!

~staccato~

And let's hope I'm not in fact in the throes of porphyria!

~fin~

Comments

[megaleena.livejournal.com]

A true work of genius.

[donna-k.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what to say! I think the last line is possibly my favourite though. *g*

[nicolap.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy for you.

[katherinea.livejournal.com]

I'm not.

[pim2005.livejournal.com]

*is laughing too hard to be coherent*

Congratulations.

[helenprev.livejournal.com]

I am speechless. Whether with mirth or horror I am not quite sure... ;-)

[carolynp.livejournal.com]

Well given your royal heritage with Romanovs and that family being related to the British royal family how can you be sure that it is porphyria?

[morganmuffle]

Well there's something I never expected to see on my flist!

(congratulations?)

[katherinea.livejournal.com]

The Madness of Squeen Liss (&) the Turd.

[b-liz.livejournal.com]

*giggles manically*

Well done on achieving a long-held ambition!

[xanantha.livejournal.com]

Don't speakly so harshly of porphyria (though I thought that only effected urine, not all forms of excreted matter? I feel some research with google may need to happen...) it got me a place at Cambridge, after all...

Am very glad to have helped you on your way to blue-poo nirvana. *thinks* you really DO have blue poo don't you and are not merely claiming blue poo in a false-Anastasia type-deception? (Though without the heavy Russian accent... or maybe with, I cannot hear from here...)

Trust accompanying scientific paper on subject will be forthcoming...