Oh office, never change. Though you will, because we have staff turnover like you wouldn't believe.

[chaletian]

Me: [ranting about religion]
Me: And creationists believe the world was created about six thousand years ago. Which is apparently when the Sumerians were inventing glue.
Ben: Maybe the Sumerians created the world.
Me: Ooh, you may have hit upon something there.
Ben: Once they’d invented the glue, they thought, “ooh, we could do something with this! Look, I’ve made a collage!”