Oh office, never change. Though you will, because we have staff turnover like you wouldn't believe.

[chaletian]

Me: [ranting about religion]
Me: And creationists believe the world was created about six thousand years ago. Which is apparently when the Sumerians were inventing glue.
Ben: Maybe the Sumerians created the world.
Me: Ooh, you may have hit upon something there.
Ben: Once they’d invented the glue, they thought, “ooh, we could do something with this! Look, I’ve made a collage!”

Comments

[katie__pillar.livejournal.com]

That brought to mind "oh, building a henge are we?"

Not sure why.

[ankaret.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it isn't all a result of someone sniffing the glue?

[katherinea.livejournal.com]

But who made the place where they made their collage?

That aside I would like to personally sponsor you to take a trip to the US and announce your theory to the religiously-(can't think what word to use without being offensive) people.