Can you hear the raindrops drumming on the rooftops?

[chaletian]

There's water, water of life
Jesus gives us the water of life
(Hymn #2, Come and Praise)

Now, I am the first to confess that I am not exactly well up on Christian doctine, but I am fairly certain that the Bible makes no reference to Jesus controlling either (a) precipitation, (b) the water table, or (c) any kind of municipal waterworks. He walked on the stuff, but he didn't provide it wholesale. What gives, Come and Praise?

Comments

[ungratefulwench.livejournal.com]

Ah, but as we all know 'water of life' is, in fact, a euphemism for whiskey. Which is much more impressive.