WAAAAAAAAAAH. (And she said it with vim.)

[chaletian]

THIS IS THE MOST TRAGIC NIGHT OF MY LIFE, A NIGHT I MAY WELL NOT SURVIVE. A NIGHT OF WOE AND WAILING AND WEEPING (AND PROBABLY THE GNASHING OF TEETH ETC). I (A) CLEARLY NEED SOME SORT OF HAIR CHUM (THOUGH KATIE HAS BEEN DOING HER TINY BEST) AND ALSO (B) NEED TO FIND NEW FRIENDS WHO DO NOT LAUGH AT MY TRAUMATICALLY TRAGIC AND TRAGICALLY TRAUMATIC LIFE AND DEMAND PAINFUL PICTURES OF ME LOOKING A FOOL. I HATE YOU ALL.

I LOOK LIKE A PILLAR BOX. AND OUR SOFA. AND JANICE RAND'S UNIFORM.

Comments

[xanantha.livejournal.com]

*pats the Squeen*

this is what happens when you do not consult me [at midnight or otherwise] about these things...

[katie__pillar.livejournal.com]

YOU DON'T LOOK THAT BAD AND IT'LL FADE IN ABOUT 2 DAYS ANYWAY!

[igrockspock.livejournal.com]

I am not British and I really want to know what a pillar box is.

[chaletian.livejournal.com]

God's honest pillar box:

[igrockspock.livejournal.com]

What an intriguing name for a mailbox!

[katherinea.livejournal.com]

I send much sympathy my poor darling. But if there were pictures I would be able to form a judgement as to the gravity of the situation and either recoil in horror and send more sympathy or reassure you as to its really not being that bad at all.
And it will fade. People who dye their hair red always complain about this; you cam embrace it for once.

[ungratefulwench.livejournal.com]

EMBRACE THE PILLAR BOX RED! IT IS A GOOD COLOUR!

[balooky.livejournal.com]

Oh my darling!!! What have you done? And it looked so beautiful! I expect it looks quite fab really. I love dark red.

[mrs-redboots.livejournal.com]

The only reason we want photos, O Squeen, is so that we can then all proceed to mock reassure you that it looks lovely!