- 1st
- 10:54 am
Sweet mother of god...
- 1 comment
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11:11 amMoney-Making Schemes, Part 1
- 3 comments
12:23 pmThe Waiting Room, 1/1
- 23 comments
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- 2nd
- 10:14 am
"Ladies and gentlemen, we all know there will be a bomb on the tube, but will it be today?"
- 4 comments
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- 3rd
- 02:51 pm
Voice Post
- 4 comments
03:01 pmA Pome For Katie
- 4 comments
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03:29 pmThe Ballad of Liss & Katie
- 2 comments
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03:57 pmHow Liss Done Megan Wrong
- 1 comment
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- 5th
- 12:31 pm
Here a Frolick, there a Frolick...
- 3 comments
12:53 pm"Kindly machine-gun the choir!"
- 5 comments
- 6th
- 11:46 am
"Chad Michael Murray: serial monogamist and semi-professional douche..."
- 1 comment
02:24 pmReturn of the Killer Squeenie Drabble Challenge
- 7 comments
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03:01 pmSqueenie Drabble Challenge #19
- 3 comments
03:15 pmSqueenie Drabble Challenge #20
- 4 comments
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04:03 pmSqueenie Drabble Challenge #21
- 1 comment
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08:32 pmVoice Post:
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- 7th
- 10:08 am
"I wanna work in a shoestore! And discover shoes that no-one's ever discovered!"
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12:35 pm"With the slide rule you can get from here to the stars."
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02:57 pmVoice Post: Jesus Was A Lesbian Who Loved Too Much... or, Fictional Crushes I Have Had
- 13 comments
- 8th
- 06:43 am
FUCKING BOOOO...
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09:27 amEin minuten, bitte...
- 1 comment
11:47 amFive Times John Made A Mistake... And One Time He Didn't
- 23 comments
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01:08 pmPosy the Vampire Ballerina
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01:45 pmThe Guardian Angel Common Room
- 8 comments
02:24 pmAnd The Heavens Torn Asunder
- 11 comments
08:05 pmROFLMAO...
- 2 comments
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08:46 pmFurther on down the road...
- 3 comments
09:38 pmSo I was thinking...
- 4 comments
- 9th
- 02:51 am
"You know he's going to break out. It's in his blood."
- 3 comments
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- 10th
- 10:12 am
"When it comes down to it, we are not our houses. Our houses are what we make of them."
- 1 comment
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11:02 am"I escaped from a petri dish! What am I?"
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12:08 pmThe Sceptic, by Robert Service
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12:14 pm"Do you know what the Daily Mail headline was?" "Aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!?"
- 15 comments
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02:35 pm"We know how Caesar conquered Gaul and how to whack a cricket ball..."
- 2 comments
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- 11th
- 08:14 pm
"I’m only here because the dust museum wasn’t open."
- 5 comments
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- 12th
- 12:56 am
"Please take me back to the photo booth..."
10:48 am(no subject)
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- 15th
- 01:15 pm
"I'm not constantly changing from giggly to cautious..."
- 5 comments
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02:10 pmImmoderately entertained...
- 14 comments
02:34 pmUnlikely Science: "And that is how we can prove that aluminium is gay."
04:39 pm(no subject)
- 2 comments
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- 16th
- 02:25 pm
Star Trekkin' across the universe...
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 10:14 am
"I was abroad, buying camels..."
- 1 comment
- 18th
- 09:27 am
"I stabbed him in the head with a protractor."
- 3 comments
05:15 pm"If you want to be a boxer..."
- 3 comments
05:27 pmTo the stuffed owl: "Come on, Patricia, let's go to church..."
- 2 comments
10:55 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
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- 20th
- 09:38 am
"I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon..."
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01:21 pmJe n'ai pas de dents, et beaucoup de l'encre...
- 2 comments
01:38 pmThe Lovesong of Liss & Blue Poo
- 2 comments
02:21 pmA Stanza or Seven on the Evils of Office Life
- 5 comments
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02:47 pmVerses in Protest of Malfunctioning LJ Notifications
- 1 comment
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- 21st
- 11:52 am
My name is Angus Prune...
- 3 comments
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12:58 pmA question of national import...
- 8 comments
01:35 pm0.o
- 5 comments
02:34 pm"I'm Osama Bin Laden, and *this* is Cillit Bang..."
- 1 comment
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04:13 pmDur - dur - duuur - durrrrrrrr...
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04:40 pmMy bionic improvements are proving useful...
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08:39 pm"We may not know much about cricket, but at least we're gentlemen!"
- 1 comment
11:26 pm"That's not jazz. It's the soundtrack to a bad 70s porn movie filmed in the San Bernadino valley."
- 22nd
- 09:41 am
Good grief. I despair.
- 9 comments
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09:51 am(no subject)
- 19 comments
11:19 amPointless meandering...
- 1 comment
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11:34 amLa la la - come and look at me, everyone...
- 1 comment
11:55 amYes, I think this can now qualify as spamming...
- 4 comments
01:28 pmCan you tell what it is yet?
03:37 pmSqueenie Drabble Challenge #22
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03:48 pmSqueenie Drabble Challenge #23
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 11:01 am
"There's the flasher who lives next door..."
02:00 pmFood, Glorious Food...
- 6 comments
02:34 pmThe Summer of '97
- 24th
- 11:06 am
Oh yes.
01:24 pm"You don't have to pay the congestion charge if you're on horseback hunting a tramp."
- 3 comments
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- 29th
- 09:58 am
Hither and Yon
- 1 comment
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- 30th
- 11:51 am
Quick question...
- 8 comments
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04:28 pm(no subject)
- 6 comments
- 31st
- 10:57 am
In the House of Lords: "Please welcome our newest member - Lord Voldemort!"
- 7 comments
11:55 am"The P is silent, as in ptarmigan..."
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